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The Lost Shores
Guild Wars 2News has reached my ears of a special event happening this month. After doing a little research, I have discovered this to be true.

The Lost Shores is coming soon. As soon as there is a release date I'll let everyone know.

*WARNING* The lost shores is a ONE TIME ONLY WORLD EVENT !!!! It will never be repeated again, ever.
#1 | Ardhuial on 02 November 2012 18:29
They put a encrypted message on facebook which more or less says -

Avast! Ahoy all ye landlubbers!
The hardworking members of the consortium are proud to announce the upcoming unveiling of your dream vacation! Coming soon we will open the gate - the asura gate - connecting lions arch to a tropical paradise of magnificent proportions!
Swim in the radiant waters! *
Relax on the beach! *
Dance the night away! *
Prepare to hoist your jolly rodger and to embark on a most majestic adventure with your favorite band of salty dogs.
Are you ready?

And I'm sure it says something about medical professionals being on stand by to not help you.
#2 | fox on 04 November 2012 13:56
#3 | fox on 04 November 2012 13:57
Flesh-eating swarms
Lionís Arch Authorities are diligently combating an unstoppable onslaught of flesh-eating swarms. We apologize for the inconvience. We ask that, for your own safety, to stand close and to let our professionals die horribly so that you may continue to live. If you rank yourself among the righteous then by all means assist in the extermination process. We are certain that somewhere, someone at some time will be grateful for your heroic, if not pointless, sacrifice.
#4 | fox on 04 November 2012 13:58
Dangerous sea monsters
Lionís Arch Authorities kindly remind all visitors that sea monsters have rendered our beaches unsafe for the general public. Should you choose to ignore this warning then upon your inevitable, grisly demise members of our local pirate population will insure the fair division of your remaining, worldly possessions. Despite your potential horrible end, find comfort in the knowledge that you will soon no longer care and that you will have made a generous contribution to those who, ironically, have more respect of the rules than you do.
#5 | fox on 04 November 2012 13:58
Enter at your own risk
Lionís Arch Authorities cannot be held responsible for missing/stolen/damaged and/or devoured appendages, small children, dinghies, fruit baskets, skritt, pumpkin flavored marshmellows, spoons, goofy hats, ascalonian salads, pocket watches, earrings, in-laws, spirits of the wild, eye patches, war machines, seraph, rhubarb pies, mystical artifacts of unquestionable power, mystical artifacts of questionable power, seeing-eye squirrels and carp."
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